Soooooo....yeah...that got your attention! And just a warning for those few men (matt - ya I'm talking to you! And I promise to put more pictures up of Jordan! This is goina get a mite girly!!) Let me first admit that I am a total cozy pj's fan!! They stay on as long as possible in the morning...so if you drop by my house in the morning......s o don't be surprised! And if you stop by at night when we are done for the day and all say on Sunday after church...you will find me in comfy pajamas....and usually braless...cuz I hate bras! There I said it! I really hate them! The guy...yes a guy invented the bra! was merciless! Who said the girls have to be at attention all the time! Besides helping to make my waist look smaller I have no reason for them to be erect and perky (which really is a misnomer..because they haven't been that way for years...like 14 years, first baby old!) with Mack being gone...who cares! Well I care now!!
The other morning, Chayce asked me to take him to school at 7 am, so that he could finish end of the school year stuff. No problem, my pj's are on, I'll just throw on some flip flops and a swaet shirt. After just barely walking in the door from taking him, chayce is calling to tell me that he forgot some items...like lunch money..he thinks he needs to eat! and books. Back in the car we go. Now remember......its just after 7 am, I have not showered or even dressed for the day! And granted my pjs are clean, but the sweat shirt I have on...is really one of mack's old work shirts (it still smells like him...it hasn't been washed! Go ahead gag... I'll wait!) Now remember, I am only dropping things off...I have no intentions of getting out of the car! WRONG!! I pull up and there is Chayce telling me I need to come into the office....(for like the 4 millionth time this year!) so I won't go into detail about the whys, whats and wheres...... just remember this....When you have had one of those mornings, days, weeks.... take a few minutes to get dressed...put a bra on..or one of those wonderful built in bra tanks...cuz ya never know when you will be sitting across from the principal...sans bra and feeling that somehow the "fight" is totally thrown off because you are feeling inferior and somewhat of a redneck (though I hope the principal had no idea!) because you have no bra on and the girls...... well their still sleeping...on your lap!
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you are SOOOOO FUNNY. I was dying when I read this.
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Seriously love it. I have had similar experiences where I have thought if only I had a bra on I could definitely have more to say, but I am just sitting here thinking about people looking at them sagging. I don't think the bra man was merciless I think the big man was merciless when he let them sag after babies. I think they should get bigger and perkier after each kid for a reward for the sacrifice kids are. jk. P.S. I am nosy enough to want to know what Chase did.
hahahaha - he talked back to the meanest 70 year old english teacher ever after she called him a putz! which wasn't good, but then he thought it was that other similar sounding name, then she told him he was stupid.....all over the stupid cell phone that he hadn't even had for four months! Yes, this was his first day having the phone back, and he was calling me to bring him a book an hour before school! ( you are not supposed to have the phone out until after school.....which could have been explained way back four months ago, when I was in there before to pick up the phone because he had gotten it taken away! Needless to say, I didn't back her up this one and only time which because of her name calling which fanned the flames of her indignant nature. I told the teacher she was in the wrong....and that she was in a power struggle with a 13 year old and that she didn't enforce the rules fairly across the board.......there were at least 30 others on phones when I walked in the door!
So...Chayce was in the wrong....but so was she...and me...I was just caught in the middle......braless!!! The pain of it all!
i LOVE this post! SO funny and not to mention INSPIRING! i sporadically went braless last week and hello LOVED it!! my mother would kill me but my husby seems to love it too! yay for me ;)
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